Annoying Neighbors

Story #1148
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Last Updated: 6/16/2007 1:58:44 PM
We purchased our house 2 months ago (duplex side-by-side). Scenario: Drug dealer neighbors that share the inside wall blast music, have animal control called on them when their dog was hit by a car, have the health department called cuz to get said dog back they have to clean the back yard and for 3 weeks the pile of garbage is tossed over the fence to rot and stink. The Revenge!: Having done a reverse look up with his address, we have his phone number, and name. Dude will now receive the following: The Church of LSD mailing out many Bibles, The Jehovah's Witnesses down the street calling/knocking, Another church group calling at 4am to set up private in-home bible studies, Something else with a church I forget, info from: National Enuresis Society, Canadian Diabetes Association, STD prevention info Stuff: Depends, diapers, toothbrushes, tooth powder - have no idea what that is, tampons, kotex, Punjab toilet paper, Charmin tp, moisturizing mouthwash *shudders*, golden bar soap, axe, pocket towels, germicidal hand wipes, armor all samples, kids books, customized dentures and some other feminine hygiene stuff. Most of that stuff will also need to be signed for. He totally picked the wrong people to screw with and most will take a month plus to arrive so he'll have smoked his brains out and have no idea where it's coming from! Thankfully the rest of the neighborhood is great!
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Added: 7/3/2007 5:30:14 AM
I loved your story! What a brilliant way to get back at your crappy neighbors! I wish I would have thought of that when going through a similar ordeal last year. Thanks for the good tips!
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