Annoying Neighbors
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Story #0722
Columbus, Wisconsin, United States
Last Updated: 6/27/2005 6:22:43 PM
Here are a few examples of the things my neighbor says to us and the things I would love to say back to her face: Go buy a hose reel! I don't like looking out my kitchen window to see the hose all tangled up by your back porch.(THEN DON'T LOOK B**CH!) I can't believe you cut down those two trees! I've put 12 years and thousands of dollars into those shade plants that are now being baked in the sun all day!(HEY CRAZY, THIS IS OUR YARD. WE CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, MOVE YOUR DAMN PLANTS!) I hope you put up a privacy fence so I don't have to look at the two of you!(YOU CAN BET YOUR A** WE'RE GOING TO PUT UP A PRIVACY FENCE. RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR KITCHEN WINDOW. I'LL EVEN BE NICE AND PUT A MIRROR ON YOUR SIDE SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK AT WHEN YOUR DOING YOUR DISHES!)Your Fiance is a rotten creep etc.(NO B***CH, YOU'RE THE ROTTEN CREEP!) You don't know what Homeowners Insurance is for!You need to get your Auto Insurance to pay for the damages that we did to your BRAND NEW car with some tree branches! (NOPE,YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE IS FOR. YOU DO THE DAMAGE HONEY YOU PAY THE PRICE!)*JUST THIS AFTERNOON* I knew that the property on your side of our house where we built a flower bed was actually your property, but did not want to tell you. I thought that once you saw the beautiful flowers I planted you wouldn't mind.(I DON'T THINK SO CRAZY LADY! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD LET THEIR NEIGHBORS DIG UP 3 FEET OF THEIR PROPERTY FOR A FU**ING FLOWER BED! ARE YOU INSANE? I GUESS YOU NEVER THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD HAVE THE PROPERTY SURVEYED AND FIND OUT THAT YOUR FU**ING HOUSE IS ACTUALLY SITTING ON OVER THE DAMN PROPERTY LINE! I BET YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT TOO YOU STUPID B**CH! ONE LAST THING, DON'T TALK TO THE SURVEYORS THAT I HIRED! IF YOU HAVE A DAMN QUESTION GO CALL SOMEONE ELSE! SINCE YOU TOOK UP THEIR TIME AND OUR MONEY WITH THAT, BE PREPARD TO PAY HALF THE BILL! I'LL PUT IT IN YOUR MAILBOX FOR YOU!)
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